HAVE YOU EVER WATCHED THE SHOW HOUSE HUNTERS ON HGTV? THE FAMILIES NARROW IT DOWN TO THREE HOUSES AND THEN THEY SAY, CHOICE NUMBER 1 HAS A GREAT LOCATION, CHOICE NUMBER 2 HAS MORE ROOM AND CHOICE NUMBER 3 HAS A NEW KITCHEN. THAT WAS OUR LIFE THIS WEEKEND AS WE HUNTED AND HUNTED FOR HOUSES, OF COURSE THE PROCESS STARTS BEFORE THE ACTUAL LOOKING, WHAT DO YOU LIKE, WHAT PICTURES ARE AVAILABLE ON THE INTERNET, WHAT IS THE AREA LIKE, IS IT IN OUR PRICE RANGE?
NOW, CHOICE 1, 2 AND 3 ARE WAY TO NORMAL - SO I'VE DECIDED TO NAME OUR THREE FINALISTS: GERONIMO, CINDERELLA AND TINKERBELL. WHY YOU MAY ASK?
GERONIMO, BECAUSE THERE WAS A PILE OF DIRT IN THE BACKYARD AND MISTER B KEPT JUMPING OFF OF IT AND YELLING GERONIMO - ALSO WE WOULD BE JUMPING INTO GALLONS OF PRIMER TO COVER UP SOME WILD PAINT COLORS - AND THIS IS COMING FROM THE GIRL THAT HAS 11 GALLONS OF DIFFERENT COLORED PAINT IN HER CURRENT ABODE!
CINDERELLA - SHE LIVES NEXT DOOR TO GERONIMO! THIS LITTLE HOUSE COULD BE A JEWEL, BUT BECAUSE OF BEING EMPTY AND A LITTLE NEGLECTED - SHE NEEDS A GOOD CLEANING AND A NEW DRESS! AFTER THAT SHE MIGHT BE ONE OF THE BELLES OF THE BLOCK!
TINKERBELL - THIS HOME IS THE SMALLEST OF THE THREE AND SPARKLES AND SHINES LIKE TINKERBELL - NOT MUCH TO DO BUT JUST MOVE IN AND LIVE - NO PAINTING TO DO, NO DEEP CLEANING WITH A TOOTHBRUSH, JUST WAVE THE MAGIC WAND AND YOU ARE THERE.
THEN OF COURSE - IF NONE OF THESE WORK WE WILL BE BACK TO SQUARE ONE AND HOUSE HUNTING ALL OVER AGAIN. JOIN US NEXT TIME ON HOUSE HUNTERS!
Manipulating Emotions
5 weeks ago
8 comments:
Go with CINDERELLA... I don't know why, but I have a feeling this is the home for your family!!! I'll even come down and help with the cleaning!!! (I'd do anything to get back to the BEST city in the world)
I wish we were as fast as you guys!! House hunting is kind of stressful, but also lots of fun for a nosy person like myself. :)
Hilarious...I love your descriptions. We have done the same thing with all of our house hunting...except our names aren't near as original as yours.
And as I watch House Hunters, I always guess which one they're going to buy. So I'm taking a guess here. HOUSE #2!!!! (I always loved Cinderella!)
I love house hunters...and your version is especially entertaining! Can't wait to see which one you pick. See you in the am.
What great word pictures....I still can not believe you are house hunting in LUBBOCK....we will miss you guys so much!
WE are praying that God makes it abundantly clear as to which house is yours. Even if it isn't one of the current 3 contenders. Good Luck!
You crack me UP! Only you, Allison Wood, would move your life and current trials and turmoils into a reality TV show! I love you!
(To guess properly, I would have to have all of the facts.....and background music.....like the show!)
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