Our daughter has started her own newspaper. It absolutely thrills me to no end and is lots of entertainment for the whole family. Being a self proclaimed writer, I tell you this kid has got it! Great sentence structure, I've left the spelling phonetic as it adds extra emphasis. We are missing our first edition, hopefully, I'll find it in this mess...oh and by the way, don't tell her you read it or you will owe a dollar per issue!
Edition 2, Tuesday, March 17th
Lubbick Nes Paper
New Jobs
Do you need a job?Well, find a job is the fastist way to find one.
Cudolys (cuddles)
Ther is a new stor called Cudolys. You get a free stuft anamol an you cuddol up with it to wach a moove.
Crcis
Ther is a crcis at 1213 Chary Park at 3 p.m. to 6 p.m.
Bary Pick at Bary Boosh Hill
Thers going to be a bary pick. Hoo ever gets the most barys gets all the barry pie!
3rd Edition, Wed., March 18
Lubbock News Papper
Travilling
Do you love to travil like Maxin Faust (Gigi)? Whith a Frod Explorer you go go 12 howers with only stoping 6 times. You can do two day travolor or 1 day travol. (this is absolutely hilarious, because even gigi will tell you that she stops a lot).
Snow Globs (globes)
Snow Globs has a lot uv difrit globs. Thers also space globs, erth globs and planet globs. Get a free coopon and get any glob for free.
Houses
Ther is lots uv houses on the market. One got bot on Sunday.
Play Houses
Com help billd the play hous at the Woods. At least just bild one for your kids.
4th Edition, Thursday, March 19th
Lubbock Nows Paper
Non Art Class
Do you like art? Well, Buzz Marcheene (a.k.a. her brother) didn't go to art class to be an artest. All he had to do was get a notebook six inches tall.
A Pet Stor
Thers a new Lubbock pet stor called PetsMart. Evrybottey must by a pet at PetsMart in order of Brock Obama. If you don't get a pet your going to jail. (this is so funny, because, as you can tell she really, really wants a pet!).
Disney Stor
Thers a new Disney Stor. Ther stor is somuch fun. Even Micky Mouse is there!
The Wild Twin Club (this is an association made up by her and her brother)
If your a twin, you'll luve the wild twin club. You can help even wen your not a twin. Just give donashons. The moto is Brenner and Sheridan roc and rool. Plees Jone!
These lovely additions come wrapped in a pink hairband!
Forgetting
4 months ago
2 comments:
I laughed out loud at these. I swear, you have the most creative kids in the world! Great fun.
These are hysterical!! Brenner and Sheridan rock and rool - the housing market - wrapped in pink hairbands and ordered by Barack Obama?! These are keepers for sure!!
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